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The speech Obama should give (but won't)

As John McCain would say, "My friends," this is the only speech that really needed to be given in the past three days. It hasn't been given yet, and I daresay Barry Hussein Obama won't be giving it tonight. Don't get me wrong, you won't hear anything like it from the GOP either, but let me tell you, if they were smart, they would give this speech--it would be more like them in the first place, but even they don't have the guts.

I wrote this. I stand by it. I would promise my vote and undying support for anyone who would say it. I share it with you all now in the hope that you will keep these ideas in mind when you're listening to the speech you WILL hear from the podium tonight. Because the truth is "my friends," he's right about one thing: "Yes we CAN" fight the bullshit, we just choose not to.

And now, without further ado, the speech you should hear tonight, but won't:

"Democrats? Sometimes life hands you lemons, and our job is to figure out how to make lemonade out of 'em. And the government can be your partner in that endeavor, SOMETIMES, but most of the time it's up to you, and what we're going to do is stop bs'ing you, and stop spending your money unwisely to fatten our own wallets and get our own fat-asses elected, and butter up our future library donors and increase our future speaking fees....Our job is to protect you from enemies, foreign and domestic, and we'll do that, but we're not gonna pretend we'll be successful all the time, enemies are enemies b/c they want to hurt us, and they aren't going to stop just b/c we tell them to, or ask, or pay them. Our goal will be to make sure no one is actively trying to take advantage of you--least of all US, your leaders--and that no one is getting rich hurting, poisoning or lying to you, again, least of all US. Beyond that, we're counting on you to do your job, and you know what that is? Hold US accountable for what we just promised you right now. If you don't, no one will. Thank you and goodnight!"