I thought about writing a reply to Ahmadinnerjacket's letter to the American people, but every time I tried to respond to it, I had to re-read sections of it--just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating you understand--and each time I had to do that, I ended up wanting to take a shower, I felt so ICKY.
So I gave up and started reading what other braver less easily grossed out people had to say instead.
That's when I came across what AskMom at Baldilocks had to say.
Let's just say her piece reminded me that I really need to do those Kegel exercises I've been blowing off for the past year since Lily was born, because I'll be damned if I didn't almost pee all over myself laughing!
Read it yourself and just try to keep a straight face! I dare ya!
This is a message from the Uppity Unburka'd Gun-Toting Grandmas of the Free World to Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, so-called President of Iran and teller of poisonous, slithering lies:Bite Us.
You loser. Your pansy excuse for a religion requires you to offer us a chance to submit and convert before you try to kill and enslave us. Offer noted for the record. Tragically for you, we have guns and bad attitudes. Our sons and grandsons have bigger guns and worse attitudes. Our military has the biggest guns and the worst attitudes this earth has ever seen.
I've got news, Mahmoud my boy. We're pretty committed to this democracy thing we've got going here. And none of us is all that excited about giving up our job, education, voting rights, intimate body parts or ability to feel the sun on more than just our eyebrows.
We don't fancy our daughters and granddaughters as breeding stock for you and your genetically subnormal followers, either. The girls are uppity too and expect to choose for themselves who the daddies of their babies will be. "Smelly violent hate-crazed camel molester" doesn't seem to be a strong favorite, sorry to have to disillusion you about that.
And you will now go read the whole thing and laugh some more (and, if you are a good friend, you will share it with others who need a good laugh).
Posted by insomnomaniac at December 2, 2006 12:05 AM | TrackBack