April 5, 2006

Illegals in Wonderland, how do YOU get to Wonderland?

Ever read "Through the Looking Glass?"

Check this post found over at Grouchy Old Cripple:

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

Now, back to me. To you idiotic Mexicans waving the Mexican flag in your demonstrations last week, if you're so fucking proud of Mexico, why the fuck are you here in the United States? You want California back? Fine. You can have it. Let's see how long it will take you fuckers to turn it into a Third World hell hole like Mexico. Maybe if we give California to Mexico the asshats in Hollywood would finally be happy. They could leave the United States without moving.

Hey Babs! How's your Spanish?

[Thanks Pete for getting me hooked on Denny's blog--as we used to say when we lived in Teddy-the-Hutt's territory, "He's a pissah!"]

Posted by insomnomaniac at April 5, 2006 1:38 AM | TrackBack
Comments

That's how I feel. I am looking in the looking glass and wondering where and how do I get in? As the government decides if I am to be kicked back out onto the streets. For there is not enough money to keep me going or help me. Maybe if I say Por fa vor amegos? I have want ta bee doctors! I go in circles with them. I politely ask for "American doctor!" I got Dr.Hussuin! This is a joke right? Now because I said God talked to me, they say unm..what makes you think god talks to YOU? It would be like trying to explain your relationship with a friend. It is just to bad he doesn't talk to you. sorry..,, I went to my car insurance place. All mexicans, what happened? They switched me with out choice. I would still like to go to Detroit and check out Aljaerra tv. My right to see it, if they do. Oh ya the mexicans. It would be interesting or should say my duty to go to the border, with camera and watch. I can sit around here and take pictures. The mexicans, they admitted to 1,000's of acres and homes burning for their camp fire got out of control. I am so sad about our American flag. It means so much to me! Since I was in kinergarden I was scared to death of people. Then I heard the Pledge of Alliange, and the words under God. I was freed from my fear. It showed me there was people who acknowleged the good, the truth the goodness in humanity! I could go on. How can they debate? They have no one to represent these illigals? The only solution I have don't Vote. Tally it up they will be surprised! Did they get their quota from the Latino's and Mexican's? I heard on fox this is what they are afraid of that very thing! Boo! Oh coarse they will throw me out. I am a worthless, I don't even vote anymore. My vote is on the border. It should have been closed 9-11-01!

Posted by: Peg at April 7, 2006 12:57 PM