Found this over at Schmalz und Grieben and laughed my ass off (in a sad "Gee, wish I didn't find this so funny" kind of way). He found it over at discarded lies, apparently put there by a commenter. Hilarious, and accurate.
"Democrats are bad because they're socialist nanny-Statists who won't stop whining about the 'poor' and 'disenfranchised' until everyone in the world is earning the exact same income (regardless of productive output), and each and every minority group has representation in government exactly equal to their proportionate share of the population (because equality of outcome is more important than equality of opportunity)."... Democrats are bad because they can't be taken seriously where matters of national defense are concerned.
"You wanna bash Bush for incompetant handling of the war? Fine. Here's what Democrats could be saying that would make me sit up and listen: 'Bush's handling of Iraq has been incompetant in the extreme—not enough troops, not enough body armor. We want to give new recruits to the military a big ass signing bonus, to make sure we hit our recruitment targets, and increase defense spending to make sure our troops have all the latest badass equipment with which to crush our enemies.'
"But instead, it seems it's a constant stream of whining and checking their watches ... 'Isn't it time to get out of Iraq yet? Are we there yet? I gotta go potty!' Grow the fcuk up and give me winning solutions, not just more and more criticism with no answers offered..." — DL poster Lewis
Was I right, or was I right? Just picturing the likes of Nancy Botoxi or Scarry Reid whining that they need to "go potty" had me rolling (although I'm sure both wear Depends by now).
Posted by insomnomaniac at March 24, 2006 2:13 AM | TrackBack