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Thanks to a few gentle words by singer Sheryl Crow, the Bush administration has decided that the United States will not have enemies. President Bush announced the decision in a Rose Garden speech this morning where he introduced ambassadors from Iraq, Iran and North Korea as "representatives of the axis of joy."
During a music awards ceremony last night, Ms. Crow said, "I think war is based in greed and there are huge karmic retributions that will follow. I think war is never the answer to solving any problems. The best way to solve problems is to not have enemies."
President Bush, concerned about the karmic consequences, said, "I didn't realize how simple it was--that we could just 'not have enemies'. All this time I was thinking we had to protect our citizens and the world from maniacal dictators with weapons of mass destruction. But all we really have to do is be close friends with Kim Jong Il and Saddam Hussein. I'm sure their people, who have lived for decades as virtual prisoners, will be excited about all the good karma we generate by helping to prop up those regimes."
The President invited Sheryl Crow to the White House next week for a "peace concert and love in."
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