December 21, 2002

frosty the snowperson

Michele shared these hilarious politically correct versions of our favorite Christmas songs:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the P.C. apologists have taken over the world. I fear the time has come when we must alter every "holiday" song to please and pacify the politically correct so we do not enrage, offend, demean or omit any person, race, creed, color, religion, species, subculture, nation, organization or plant life.
Hence, the new, improved holiday songs, with title and/or lyrics appropriately changed or subtitles added.

* I'm Dreaming of Many-Hued Winter Season

* Rudolph, the Reindeer with the Facial Appendage of a Different Color

* Oh, Come all ye Faithful, Agnostics and Atheists

* Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (but it was Grandma's fault for being in the space set aside for woodland creatures to run free without interference from human beings)


* Frost the Snowperson of An Indistinguishable Gender

* Joy to the *World (*The word world includes all nations, including Iraq, North Korea and Iran)

* I Saw My Parent/Step Parent/Guardian/Caretaker Kissing Santa Claus

* We Wish You a Merry December (and a happy new calendar page for those that observe the years according to other religions or cultures)

* I'm Getting Nothin' for Christmas (because my parents think the holiday is overcommercialized and co-opted from pagans and only capitalist pigs buy presents)

* Little Drummer Person

* It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Buy-Nothing Day

* You Must Have Had a Terrible Childhood, Mr. Grinch

* Supreme Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople

* Oh, Christmas Tree (we will guard you from the lumber industry)

* Up on the House/Apartment/Cardboard box Top

* All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth (but because we don't have nationalized health care for everyone, my parents can't afford dental coverage)

Let it Snow (but it won't because of global warming)

Have yourselves a merry little seasonal day of enjoyment!

Posted by insomnomaniac at December 21, 2002 8:28 PM | TrackBack
Comments

hi there..

This is Lisa DiLallo. I work at CNN in NYC. We were thinking of doing a story tonight about politically correct Christmas sayings. I found your site..and thought it was great. Would it be okay if we used some of the sayings from your web site..we would source your website. Thanks, Lisa
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Posted by: lisa dilallo at December 17, 2003 2:18 PM

my name is lisa di lallo also what a trip ... in the bay area ......just cool

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